I'd like to thank the "lady" that leaves her Express newspaper in the bathroom stall at work. I thought only dudes read the paper on the pot...you learn something new everyday!
"There isn't anyone you couldn't love once you've heard their story." ~ Mary Lou Kownacki
"Don't wait for tomorrow. Don't wait for the right job, the right house, the right salary, the right dress size. Be happy today. Be happy now...one thing I know for certain: the time we have here goes by far too quickly. Don't waste any more time sitting on the bench watching life pass you by. "~Joseph B. Wirthlin
"I wake up every morning determined both to change the world and have one heck of a good time. It makes planning the day a little difficult." ~E.B. White
"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been'." ~John Greenleaf Whittier
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense for the need for thought." ~Henri Poincare
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Looks like women need to drop deuces, too.
Unless, of course, you were actually in the men's room.
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