Wayne and I were standing in line just like this...
Costco Pizza Line
And our conversation went like this...
Kami: "blah blah blah...I'm tired of dating, men are from mars, etc." {something like that...}
Rita the Random Line Lady: "Girl, you just make sure he's straight. You just never know these days. They all be pretending. You gotta be sure he straight..." {that's the PG version...Rita added a few more X-rated details about all the so-called "pretenders"}
Kami: "Oh yeah, you, uh, just never know these days..."
Wayne: ---silence----
You heard it here first! The recipe for dating success- make sure he's straight and that he ain't just pretending.
4 comments:
Kami! I just found your blog. Looks like you're doing well. I miss your face. Love ya!
Oh girl I love your suit on your trip Blue polka!! I have the same one GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!
Girrrrrrl haha, I can totally picture it. People are crazy
seriously the best advise you can give a single lady!! too funny! i like it! rita's keepin' it real! :) she's probably speaking from experience.
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